Once upon a time there was a penguin. It had a penis the size of atlantis. He was black with a white penis. It was the black and white Oreo dick penis. In the end, it turned into a raisin which a motherfucker named marie picked and decided that her son mario should eat. Then Mario became pregnant and luigi was born and there was much fucking and pie eating and people rejoiced over the ability of his well developed ass. I dunno if you’ve noticed his ass before because it’s a cartoon and that’s fucking mormon, man.

THAT’S RIGHT MY LAST WORD IS SHIT